An Open Letter to Ohio
Dear Neighbors to the East,
I like your state. I really do. After all, if it weren’t for Ohio there’d be no Cedar Point, King’s Island, Skyline Chili or Buckeye Lake. Plus I’m joined by some of your finest exports every day (Katie, Lindsey & Heidi—I’m talking about you).
However, you cannot compete with the Hoosier State when it comes to auto racing—especially during the month of May. Since 1911, Indianapolis has been home to The Greatest Spectacle in Racing and we’re proud of it. That’s why I was so puzzled when I spotted an IndyGo bus sporting a large ad for the Ohio Department of Tourism. I’ve tried to get an image to share with you, but to no avail. Instead, you’ll just have to rely on my description: The copy read “Our State Flag” and was next to a checkered racing flag. On a bus in Indianapolis. In May.
Sorry Ohio, your race tracks simply can’t beat the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. Please don’t try to piggyback on Indiana’s one claim to fame.
Yours truly,
A Deeply Concerned Hoosier
